Who Wears Short Shorts?

John Stockton does (or did), for one. Stockton is regarded as one of the best point guards of all time, holding the NBA records for career assists (15,806) and steals (3,265) by considerable margins. He ALSO was the last NBA player to continue wearing short shorts. COINCIDENCE? BLACKBIRD THINKS NOT!

Now you too can channel the spirit of the legendary John Stockton with these new offerings from Penguin and Acne.

Acne "Park" ($175)

Penguin "Natural" ($89)