Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!
Listen closely as you dreams are about to come true!
Blackbird Candy Shoppe is in search of a happy and helpful candy clerk for its one and only 10' x 10' location here in grand olde Ballard. Meet the neighbors, make new friends, learn about the world of sweets. Full-time or part-time employment may be requested when you submit your letter of interest to firstname.lastname@example.org. Time is running out so act now.
p.s. Job requires great attention to detail and excellent basic math skills.